Saturday, February 18, 2012

Belated Valentine's Day

Dear Dr. Sadie,

Will you be my valentine?

Love,
Uncle Baba

Yes. I will be your valentine, Uncle Baba. Thank you. I want to give you a heart. Today at gymnastics they gave me a heart stamp on my hand.

I love you, Uncle Baba.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Nighttime Wrestling Matches

Dear Dr. Sadie,

I am married to a wonderful man. He's kind and caring. He's great with our kids, and he's a loving partner. He cooks and cleans. I really hit the jackpot.

The problem is at night. While he's asleep, he snores and hogs all of the covers. I frequently find myself kicked out of bed onto the floor. I haven't had a good night's sleep since we got married.

What can I do?

- Sleepless in Shelburne Falls

You should get more covers on. You should also get some love. You could tell your husband that you want the covers on, and he should stop stealing them. Stealing is bad. Your husband is a bad guy.

Shelburne Falls is a nice town. It's where I go with Grammie. It's a hike, but I like it. I get hot chocolate there.