Transcendental Numbers

Dear Dr. Sadie,

Do you like pi? Or do you prefer e? What's you favorite thing about transcendental numbers?

Signed,

Plato

I like pi. It's fun. I really like "b." It's a letter, too. It goes around your wrist. It's smooth like butter. It's also like milk and cereal. I like it.

My favorite thing is pi. It's a worry and a slice. I really like them for the heck of it.