The grinch is into other holidays?

Dear Dr. Sadie,


I live in a wonderful neighborhood. We all really get along and feel a deep sense of community. All of us, that is, except "Mr. Johnson." He is grumpy and mean to everyone.


Every year, on Memorial Day, we have a neighborhood block party. We all have good, clean fun, except Mr. Johnson, who complains about it bitterly. We are always sure to invite him, and we try to be respectful of his boundaries, but he objects to the noise and the added traffic on his street. This year he has said that if we have the party he is going to call the police and have it shut down.


What should we do?


- Hooville Neighbors

You should call the policeman before Mr. Johnson does. You should tell the police that he is being mean, and the police will tell him, "hey you mean guy, stop being so mean."

I think Mr. Johnson grew up without a Mommy and a Daddy, and that's why he's so mean. Maybe the police will be able to help him find a Mommy and Daddy, and he won't be so mean. Maybe they can help him find a little girl in a princess dress. Her name will be Snow White.