We Bought a Zoo?

Dear Dr. Sadie,

My family and I are starting a zoo. We are looking to start some really spectacular exhibits to bring people in. What are three animals that we should get to start our zoo?

- Dr. Do-a-little-more-than-a-little

A Bird, a bear, a lion.

You should get a bird because a bird flaps around. People like that. You should get a parrot. They are very colorful.

You should get a bear because it roars. People like that, too. It's also brown and very pretty.

You should get a lion because a lion is ferocious. People like ferocious animals.

At this zoo, you should dress all your animals as camels. Camels have bumps on their backs. Bumps are funny. (singing) Ba bump. Ba bump. Ba bump ba bump ba bump.