Dear Dr. Sadie,
Do you have any tips for how one can keep one's New Year's Resolutions? I really want to make mine work this year.
- Resolved
I know someone who always keeps his promises. His name is the New Year's Resolution Mayor. He always kept his, because his birthday was on New Year's. So he just had to get a special present for himself, so he could open it. It was a very big present. It had a big ribbon on it, and the present was a jar filled with candies. The jar was taller than my Dada, and it was filled with candies for him to eat.
You can keep your New Year's Resolution by hugging yourself and kissing yourself and sending yourself a giant package. The package should be full of jars full of candies for you to eat. The package needs to be taller than my Mama.
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