The Lonely Hearts Clubhouse

Dear Dr. Sadie,

Well, it happened again. Another New Year's Eve with no one special to kiss. It seems like all of my friends are now seriously coupled, married or having kids, and I am the lone spinster. Tell me, Dr. Sadie, will I ever find love?

Lonely in Louisville

Are your Mommy and Daddy still with you? Mommies and Daddies take care of their kids. If they are still around, then they will love you and take care of you.

Let's start with the people you know. Could you marry any of them?

Otherwise, you should meet new people. To meet new people, you should start by getting some money at the bank. Then you should go back to where there are people. Some of the people are at the mall. You could meet the people at the mall. You could marry one of them.

You could walk up to people you meet, and ask them, "hey! Could I marry you?" You could go around the whole world. Someone will say yes. Then you could get married and have children. Then, when you go to a fancy ball, the babysitter will come.