Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Undeclared and Undecided

Dear Dr. Sadie,

I'm having trouble deciding on what I should study in college. I feel like it's going to decide what I do for the rest of my life, and I don't want to make the wrong choice. What should I do?

The College of Questions

You shouldn't go to school. You should stay home and play all day and all night. You could stay in your cottage and play all the time.

I should go to school. I will learn dancing at school.

Friday, August 26, 2011

Mom does it all

Dear Sadie,

I used to think I could "have it all" but now I'm worried that I can't work full time *and* be a great mom. What should I do?

- Can Mom Do it All?

You could do both - be a Mama and a Dada. You should play the violin, and I'll play the xylophone. You should make some ice cream. I like cherry. Do you like vanilla?

You can't be a Mama and have a job. Maybe you can practice to be a Dada.

Maybe your Mama can help. Do you have a Mama?

Thursday, August 25, 2011

No Job, No Cry

Dear Dr. Sadie,

I've been unemployed for about five months. I tried to keep a positive attitude, but in this economy, it's getting difficult to believe that I'll find a job anytime soon. What should I do?

-10%er

You should stay home and hide. You should go see your Mama, she makes it all better. Then you should go to school to find a new job. You could make drinks. Maybe you could make some coffee.