Saturday, February 18, 2012

Belated Valentine's Day

Dear Dr. Sadie,

Will you be my valentine?

Love,
Uncle Baba

Yes. I will be your valentine, Uncle Baba. Thank you. I want to give you a heart. Today at gymnastics they gave me a heart stamp on my hand.

I love you, Uncle Baba.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Nighttime Wrestling Matches

Dear Dr. Sadie,

I am married to a wonderful man. He's kind and caring. He's great with our kids, and he's a loving partner. He cooks and cleans. I really hit the jackpot.

The problem is at night. While he's asleep, he snores and hogs all of the covers. I frequently find myself kicked out of bed onto the floor. I haven't had a good night's sleep since we got married.

What can I do?

- Sleepless in Shelburne Falls

You should get more covers on. You should also get some love. You could tell your husband that you want the covers on, and he should stop stealing them. Stealing is bad. Your husband is a bad guy.

Shelburne Falls is a nice town. It's where I go with Grammie. It's a hike, but I like it. I get hot chocolate there.

Friday, January 27, 2012

Snowhere to be Found

Dear Dr. Sadie,

It's been winter for a whole month, and there's been almost no snow. Where's the snow?

- Plow Guy

You have to wait until it's the right time. There was a little snow, but some of it melted. We're going to get more snow in the next winter. When Santa comes, there will be lots of snow on the ground. Sometimes you just have to wait for things.