Saturday, April 7, 2012

What to get the boy that wants kittens

Dear Dr. Sadie,

My son is turning 8 this week. We've asked him what he wants for his birthday, and the answer is consistently, "an orange kitten." We love him and want him to be happy, but we both loathe cats, and I am very allergic. What should we do?

- How about some fish?

You shouldn't get a kitten. You should get him a bowl - a bowl that you wrap with silvery tinsel. That's all he should get.

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