Dear Dr. Sadie,
I need to move, but I'm not sure how to get a new
house where I'm going. What should I look for? Or should I build my
own dream house?
Transitioning
You should get a house up in Cabot. You should make sure the house has a bathroom, a sink, and a toilet. It should have a stove, a clock and lots and lots of food. It should be purple.
Last time I bought a house, I totally forgot about the toilet thing. If only you'd been there with this advice, I could have been spared a lot of heartache when I realized my mistake!
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