Dear Dr. Sadie,
My wife and I just bought our dream home. It's everything we wanted and more. Unfortunately, it has a pool. My wife is happy about this, but I have a serious fear of pools, ever since I nearly drowned when I was a child. I've never told her about this fear, and I don't want to tell her. Still, it seems that it's only a matter of time before it comes up. I can only excuse myself from swimming for so long. What can I do?
- Not Exactly Johnny Weismuller
Maybe you should get something different for your home. That way your wife can have a pool and you can have something different. Maybe you could get a kitty cat. You could name the cat Tooey.
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