Reggae got Shampoo?

Dear Dr. Sadie,
After keeping my hair short for the past few years, it's time to let it grow again. I want lush, long, beautiful hair that is soft and smells nice. Like you, I'm a gal who likes to explore, have adventures, work hard and sometimes play in the dirt. The problem is that my hair gets so messy and tangled that it hurts to brush it. Instead of silky locks I have ratty knots. How in the world do you manage to keep your hair so lovely when you are such a lively young lady? Please pass on your secrets to a girl in need of some beauty advice.
-Dreading dreadlocks

Well, I just try not to play that hard in the dirt. I mostly play inside.

When I clean my hair, I pour the bucket over my head. The bucket is full of water and sometimes suds, because the bath is full of suds.

It's important not to pour dirt over your head.

Sometimes my hair tangles and sometimes it doesn't. I don't like to brush my hair so much, but it keeps my hair nice and tidy.

I think you should wash your hair in the morning and at night.