Saturday, March 10, 2012

A Comb-Over Too?

Dear Dr. Sadie,

I am 17. My father is not aging gracefully. The waistline of his pants has started migrating north, and he is losing his hair rapidly. When he drives, he routinely goes 10 miles per hour under the speed limit and leaves his blinker on for miles. He yells at all the other drivers.

I love my dad, but I'm embarrassed for him. What can I do?

- Red-faced in Red Hook

I think you can get a new Dada - a dada that won't scream at the other drivers. Then you should stop being embarrassed, and you should get some ice cream. What kind of ice cream do you like? I like cherry. Dada likes caramel, and mama likes chocolate.

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